I feel you catbug
Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan
I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.
I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.
"I own 17 butt holes"
"giraffes are racist and should Not Exist"
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line
Lord Elrond in his gorgeous blue robe
"Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or I’m gonna make them alive. But I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s lookin’ for my own peace of mind; don’t assign me yours."
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2004
Summon the children. Johnny Karate’s back for an encore!